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November 8, 2005

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See you later...

Posted by snackeru at November 8, 2005 8:48 AM | Links of the day

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Dear Shane,
We have sat by and watched you mock and ridicule the good people who serve the state of MN. However, your recent attacks on Ellen Anderson have brought us to the point where we had to act. It is time that people like you are taught that there are consequences to their actions.

Therefore, we have pulled Vanilla Coke from not just the Twin Cities area, but from all of America as a punishment to you. You may think that this is overkill on our part, but having you go to bed at night knowing you took this wonderful product away from the freedom-loving people of America is worth the loss in revenue.

We will consider reversing our decision once you make a public apology to all those legislators you have mocked and state that you will not mock them in the future.

Thank you for your time.

Posted by: Coca Cola at November 8, 2005 2:46 PM

I had no idea Coca-Cola had such an interest in Minnesota politics! I feel like T.O. in that I felt the need to speak my mind, but now I realize that I may not be able to handle the consequences of my actions.

I will thoughtfully consider your offer of returning the deliciousness of Vanilla Coke to store shelves if I apologize.

Until then, I will satisfy my thirst with various Pepsi products since I would probably prefer them anyways, you two-faced, anonymous, sweat-shop employing, water polluting weasel.

Sincerely,

Shane Nackerud

Posted by: Shane at November 8, 2005 4:05 PM

Isn't ironic that the Catholic Church rejects intelligent design as science but the POTUS embraces it?

Posted by: SBG at November 8, 2005 5:35 PM

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