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July 9, 2007

Blues name generator

Man I love goofy stuff generators! How bout this one: The Blues Name Generator.

If I was to be a blues singer, according to this site my blues name would be:

`Wailin'´ Junior Coolidge

(harmonica interlude)
The Twins got theirs
The Gophers too
But now here come the Vikings
And that makes me blue
I gots the stadium blues ... baby!
Yeah ... I gots the stadium blues!
Too many billionaires want my money
When I gots to make my cornbread
(harmonica solo)

Any other blues singers out there? Because when Wailin' Junior Coolidge starts singing, the blues start a flowin' ...

Posted by snackeru at July 9, 2007 2:10 PM

Comments

From now on, I answer to nothing but 'Washboard' Abraham Dupree.

(slide guitar solo)
Well my average is slidin'
I'm batting .202
My buntin' skills have gone to hell
Got the Nick Punto blues....
Yeah
I got those Nick Punto blues
I slide into first
For no reason at all
The fans are getting restless
'Cause I can't hit the ball...
Yeah
I got those Nick Punto blues
I got those low-down, pop-fly, sad-sack, utility-infielder blues
(harmonica solo)

Posted by: Jon at July 9, 2007 5:12 PM

'Average' Horace Curtis here...willing to lend some backup on those Nick Punto blues...

Posted by: Snyder at July 10, 2007 10:12 AM

"Fiery" Pickle Fillmore checking in with the Najaf Hatin' Blues

Bluesy Harmonica interlude...

Sittin’ here in Najaf, worried about IED’s
Clothes filled with sand, sweat, and fleas
I used to be a teacher back in the old USA
Was a weekend warrior, but only for the extra pay

Got the sand eatin’ IED dodgin’ Najaf hatin’ blues

...harmonica solo

Posted by: Freealonzo at July 10, 2007 11:41 AM

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