September 3, 2008
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.
Cow: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!
The warrior said nothing as his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.
Panda: Enough talk. Let’s fight.
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.
Croc: My eyes!
Cow: He’s too awesome!
Rabbit: And attractive.
Rabbit 2: How can we ever repay you?
Panda: There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness.
It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity. Never before had a panda been so feared… and loved.
Posted by snackeru at September 3, 2008 7:03 PM
Oh, oh. When Shane talks in parables, you know something's coming. Annn tiss a paa a tion is bringing me down.
Posted by: Freealonzo at September 5, 2008 11:44 AM
Ha! No, nothing special is coming. This is just the beginning of Kung Fu Panda and I found it pretty amusing. So, I reprinted it.
Sorry to disappoint!
Posted by: Shane at September 5, 2008 11:59 AM