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September 3, 2008


Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.

Cow: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!

The warrior said nothing as his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.

Panda: Enough talk. Let’s fight.

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

Croc: My eyes!

Cow: He’s too awesome!

Rabbit: And attractive.

Rabbit 2: How can we ever repay you?

Panda: There is no charge for awesomeness…or attractiveness.

Rabbit: *gasp*

It mattered not how many foes he faced they were no match for his bodacity. Never before had a panda been so feared… and loved.

Posted by snackeru at September 3, 2008 7:03 PM


Oh, oh. When Shane talks in parables, you know something's coming. Annn tiss a paa a tion is bringing me down.

Posted by: Freealonzo at September 5, 2008 11:44 AM

Ha! No, nothing special is coming. This is just the beginning of Kung Fu Panda and I found it pretty amusing. So, I reprinted it.

Sorry to disappoint!

Posted by: Shane at September 5, 2008 11:59 AM

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