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April 24, 2006

Random Stuff About Me

Someone forwarded me one of those "Get to Know Your Friends" emails. Here are my responses...

Chapter 1
Body...
Initials: SC
Middle name: none
Birthday: 12 August 2000
Hair length: Typical
Eye color: black

Chapter 2
Family...
Do you live with your parents: No, my father didn't stay around after mating with my mom, and my mother turned me loose before I was 2.
Do you get along with your parents? The only time I saw my dad, he whacked me across the face because I tried to sneak up and eat some of his walrus.
Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Yes.
Do you have any siblings? I had two older siblings who used to beat me up whenever I tried to nurse, which is why I never grew very big.
What pets do you have? I keep a human named Josh.

Chapter 3
Favorites...
City: Fairbanks
Ice cream flavor: Walrus blubber
Season: Winter (duh)
Clothing brand: Any brand that makes polar fleece
Color: White
Number: -30

Chapter 4
Do You...
Write memos on your hand? No, but I lick my paws to get rid of ice buildup
Call people back? Only if they taste good
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No, because I take up an entire king-size bed
Wear glasses or contacts? I tried wearing contacts once, but couldn't get them out.

Chapter 5
Have You Ever...
Worn braces? No, but I've noticed that people with leg braces are easier to catch
Broken a bone? Many, many times...oh, wait, you meant MY bones. No.
Had stitches? No. I've created the need for stitches.
Gone SCUBA diving? No, polar bears can hold their breath for a long time, so no need for a scuba.
Been stung by a bee? Wouldn't know if I had.
Thrown up in a restaurant? Yes, at the Shoney's breakfast buffet. I shouldn't have had that 343rd pancake.
Been to overnight camp? I used to camp overnight in the arctic every night.
Written a letter to Santa Claus? Why would I? He lived just on the other side of the ice cap from me.
Been sent to the principal's office? Yes, by a bitter teacher who wanted to get rid of the principal.

Chapter 6
Who/What was the last...
Person to IM you? Will Steger
Person to call you? Some dude from National Geographic who wanted an interview.
Last person you hugged? The late Bob Smith.
Person you tackled? The late Jenny Anderson
Thing you touched? A dumpster
Thing you ate? Whatever was in the dumpster
Thing you said? Grrrr

Chapter 7
Other random info

CURRENT:
What channel is the tv on: Discovery
How many IMs are up: One. I have a tough time typing with paws that are more than a foot in diameter.
What song is playing: "Cold as Ice," by Foreigner.

FAVORITE:
Type of pizza : Seal
Football team: Da Bears.
Sweatshirt: University of Alaska athletic department, size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL

OTHER RANDOM:
Whats the time: suppertime
Whats the date: suppertime
Whats the day: suppertime
Do you own a washing machine: No, I either lick myself or swim in the ocean
Do you own more than 5 tv sets? If you count the four I've eaten, yes.
Do you own a toaster?: Yes. Nothing like chipped beluga on toast for breakfast.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN I SAY:
Cat: Food
Jump: Food
Bed: Food
Scratch: Food

RANDOM AGAIN:
What are you wearing? Nothing but my fur, baby!
Who is/are your Idol/Hero(s)? Smokey, Yogi, and Theodore Roosevelt.

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