Today I'm going to send in the first installment in my series, "A Day in the Life!" My friend CPT Simer took pictures of me going through a typical day's activities. All of my days here are different so it's tough to say what a typical day is, but I think these pictures tell the story well.

1. CPT Simer opens up the door to the freezer and wakes me up at 0500. I am NOT a morning person. A few weeks ago, I was in such a bad mood that I accidentally mauled him when he woke me up too abruptly. He is much more careful now:

2. We go to the gym to work out. Even polar bears have to exercise:

3. I'm VERY disappointed that the gym does not have 4-legged exercise bikes:

4. After working out, it's time for "personal hygiene." Here I am on my way to the showers: