(From Mr. Forrest Stonedahl, an excellent friend and math geek)

Don’t Drink or Smoke
An excellent paper by Amenah Babar.
(Really excellent, trust me.)
1 Introduction
Too many fruitless words have been written about the alcohol and tobacco problems in India. I will not make this same mistake. Let’s get right to the heart of the matter.

As seen from Equation 1, the problem’s difficulty not to be underestimated.

However, in my inestimable brilliance, I suggest that a simple u substitution into Equation 2 will yield considerably lower rates of tobacco and alcoholism in India.

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Case closed.

For some rather juvenile attempts at solving similar or related problems, please see the references section below.

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