You know you've been in the car too long...
...when your husband starts coming up with new verses to timeless, and some might say sacred, children's songs. Here are Jerry's "creative" additions to "Old MacDonald:"
"Old MacDonald had an organic farm" with "soy lattes here, soy lattes there"
"Old MacDonald had a vegan farm" where they grow, of course, corn
"Old MacDonald had a hog lot"
"Old MacDonald had a lot of cats, EIEIO. Wit a meow meow here and a meow meow there. Guess he should have had them neutered, meow, meow, meow, meow..."
"Old MacDonald had a farm with Centaurs, EIEIO. With a 'neigh hi' here and a 'neigh hi' there. Here a 'neigh,' there a 'hi,' everywhere a 'neigh hi'..."
Anyone else???
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That's funny... A couple years ago I started changing lyrics to familiar songs all the time. At first I just wanted to get some cheap laughs, now I do it just out of habit, and it usually doesn't make sense and isn't very funny. My wife swears I wasn't always this weird. Warn your husband that it's hard to stop once he's started lyric-changing. It's entirely possible to go too far.
Posted by: Jim | December 28, 2004 10:26 AM
Hmm...that's much more PG than our car game. We turn on the radio, and try to put "Deez Nutz" (aka Snoop Dogg) into the lyrics of the song. Eg...
George Michael's Last Christmas: "Last Christmas, I gave you deez nutz, but the very next day, you gave them away..."
I'm kinda wondering how we're gonna play this game when we have kids.
Posted by: Jerry | December 30, 2004 09:19 PM