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The Power of Bill

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For a mere $150 smackers, I could see the Billster at the Minneapolis Convention Center on June 18th. Of course, that's just for a general admission seat, though it does include lunch. However, for $1,500 I could get "Gold Seating" that includes a front row seat, lunch, and a PHOTO with the man. Of course, I have neither amount, so I will have to sit it out at home.

The event is sponsored by The Power Within. "The Power Within produces motivational and training programs for the general public and corporations: full-day inspirational, motivational and entertaining events with the power to ignite your spirit!" I generally have neither the inclination nor the stomach for motivational speakers ("...in a VAN down by the RIVER!"). The fire is perpetually lit under my arse, so added inspiration is not required.

But for Bill, I might be able to endure a little motivational hooey. Perhaps I'll have to take up a collection...

Comments

Oh Sarah, c'mon... You have a blog in the man's honor. You're really not going? I must say, I am shocked...

Hey Sarah - you wanna spot me the fee?
I believe you have my mailing address...=)

ya wanna know the funny thing? I would if I had the money. :)

I've been halfway watching the mailbox for your check...:)

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