Moments a parent can only wish for...
This afternoon, Micah came downstairs after his "rest time" (a 45-minute time period during which Micah stays in his room by himself under the guise of rest, but really he just messes around while his parents intermittently yell from downstairs to be quiet) and announced to me that he had found his chapstick. Having not realized it was lost, I said, "Oh really?" He then presented me with a glue stick. I immediately told him that this wasn't chapstick and if he put it on his lips it would glue his mouth shut. Suddenly, Micah's hands flew to his face and he started yelling, "Wash it off!!" At which point I reassured him that the glue must not have worked because if it had, he wouldn't be able to talk to me (I also quickly checked the label to make sure it was non-toxic). If only it had actually worked...