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Bohemian Flower Power

Nourished by an alcoholic rain and yummy spaghetti and bratwurst soil, the Bohemian Flower grew up from a tiny plant with only a couple of small poet and artist leaves. As it grew, the Jew stem supported the numerous other leaves and eventually a flower full of ideas. The WASP stamen and pistil (remember your biology?) structure tied the whole flower together and attracted the money/idea bee (bee, wasp, fuggedaboutit!) which went on to pollinate many other idea flowers, exchanging pollen and nectar. Then the bee took all the pollen back to the oil tycoons and refined it into honey for them. After that the anti-trust bee-keeper broke up the oil tycoon honey cartel and fed it to the bee-keeper's family including their daughter Federal and son Government. Hmmm, just a tad off track there.

Dave Hauser

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