March 21, 2005

Suggest a Caption

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Apparently not likely! In an "Ownership Society!"

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Posted by tgus at 1:32 PM

March 2, 2005

Add Your Own Caption--It's Fun! It's Free!

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Use the Comments feature to suggest your own caption....

Posted by tgus at 3:35 PM

February 28, 2005

Carnucopia

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Now thank we all our God
With hearts and hands and voices
For cars and cars and cars
A plethora of choices.

Suggest your own hymn text in praise of the icon of American material abundance....

Posted by tgus at 9:32 PM

Auto Shopping Is FUN!

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We keep our relationship fresh and interesting by frequently shopping for cars as a couple.

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Posted by tgus at 8:05 AM

February 27, 2005

Complete the Caption

TransitTales has a new category: CARtoons (see the previous three entries: Please suugest alternative ways to conclude the captions for the clip art below--as well as CARtoons entries to follow).

Posted by tgus at 3:13 PM

February 26, 2005

This Car Will...

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...give our relationship the meaning it has always lacked.


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Posted by tgus at 2:51 PM

February 25, 2005

Will You Marry Me...

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...if I give you this hot set of wheels?

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Posted by tgus at 4:12 PM

Cars Cost a Fortune

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Some quick lists:

Individual Costs-
Sticker price, interest on the loan, insurance, gas, maintenance, car washes, garages and garage space, driveways and their upkeep, speeding tickets, parking tickets, parking meters...

Social Costs-
Air pollution, urban sprawl, road rage, highway deaths, drunk driving, isolation/alienation, oil wars, skewed foreign policy, oil spills, NASCAR, auto dealerships wrapped in dozens of American flags, auto dealerships, Dodge commercials, all car commercials, drive-through fast food, drive through banking...

What others come to mind?

Posted by tgus at 3:21 PM