March 21, 2005
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Apparently not likely! In an "Ownership Society!"
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March 2, 2005
Add Your Own Caption--It's Fun! It's Free!
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February 28, 2005
Carnucopia
Now thank we all our God
With hearts and hands and voices
For cars and cars and cars
A plethora of choices.
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Auto Shopping Is FUN!
We keep our relationship fresh and interesting by frequently shopping for cars as a couple.
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February 27, 2005
Complete the Caption
TransitTales has a new category: CARtoons (see the previous three entries: Please suugest alternative ways to conclude the captions for the clip art below--as well as CARtoons entries to follow).
February 26, 2005
This Car Will...
...give our relationship the meaning it has always lacked.
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February 25, 2005
Will You Marry Me...
...if I give you this hot set of wheels?
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Cars Cost a Fortune
Some quick lists:
Individual Costs-
Sticker price, interest on the loan, insurance, gas, maintenance, car washes, garages and garage space, driveways and their upkeep, speeding tickets, parking tickets, parking meters...
Social Costs-
Air pollution, urban sprawl, road rage, highway deaths, drunk driving, isolation/alienation, oil wars, skewed foreign policy, oil spills, NASCAR, auto dealerships wrapped in dozens of American flags, auto dealerships, Dodge commercials, all car commercials, drive-through fast food, drive through banking...
What others come to mind?