August 31, 2005
Filling my pants
You wouldn't believe what happened to me this evening.
I was just sitting around, taking it easy with Mom and Dad.
We were having some laughs.
What was that?
It sounded like barking spiders.
Ooooh! Mom knows what it is!
I crapped my pants. Hee hee.
Dad volunteered to change me. He was so enthusiastic, I gave him a double encore performance within five minutes. It got so outta hand, he had to call for reinforcements.
Am I ashamed? Embarrassed?
Nope! Just doing what I have to do. It's quite a life.
Posted by thil0020 at 9:11 PM
August 18, 2005
Viva Baby Vegas!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Posted by thil0020 at 8:45 PM
August 14, 2005
Toys and trips
Welcome to the latest edition of Eat, Sleep, Poop, or "ESP" as the cool kids are calling it. Let's get right down to business.
I have recently developed the ability to grasp objects and manipulate them for my enjoyment.
Here's an object to grasp.
Hmm. What the heck is it?
I'm shaking it and it seems to cause my foot to stick out.
See what I mean? That's weird.
Maybe I should take a closer look.
I still don't know what this is, but it sure is fun.
I've been sitting with my dad on the couch.
He's a grinning fool. But so am I sometimes. We have the same hair-do.
Speaking of Dad, today he took me for a walk around the neighborhood.
It was cold outside, so he insisted I wear a hat. I know hats are "in" this year, but I'm more comfortable letting my locks blow in the breeze. The sacrifices we women make for high fashion.
Walking around the neighborhood is fun.
But after a while, it tires me out. Here I am catching some Z's. I use the hat as a disguise so nobody knows I'm snoozing. My dad taught me this. It was one of his old college tricks.
Posted by thil0020 at 9:04 PM
August 8, 2005
When I grow up...
I've decided, when I grow up, I'm going to be an actress. I can play any role.
Here is me playing an intense character.
I even do my own stunts.
As an artist, authenticity is very important to me.
This is me doing my small smile,
and my medium smile,
and, of course, my signature big smile.
Wait'll I get some teeth.
Here's me being eeeevil.
I'm rehearsing for the role of "Mini-Me" in the next Austin Powers movie.
Here's me playing the straight man while my dad acts zany.
He's hilarious, but me playing low-key makes the whole act even funnier.
Posted by thil0020 at 8:05 PM
August 1, 2005
This week I'd like to share some of my family pictures. I hung out with Mom, Dad, Grandma, Aunt Jeanne, Deedee, Debbie, Tony and Easton over the weekend. We all went to Buca Di Beppo on Saturday night. Everyone had lots of Italian food. (I had milk. My immature digestive system can't handle red sauces just yet.)
Here I am with my mom and dad.
Now you can see where I get my good looks. And my charm.
Grandma came to visit this weekend. We had fun.
She couldn't get enough of me.
This is my cousin, Easton. Easton's mom is the headless lady on the left.
He really likes me and I really like him back.
I had a great time hanging out with my family this weekend.
Now where the heck are my tonsils??
When I wear dresses, I like to lift them up and show my belly.
How disappointing. This is a fake dress!
Once again, I got tired.
The headless guy is my dad. He's wearing his "hot pants."
Posted by thil0020 at 10:35 PM