The Easy Wikipedia
I found out this week about a version of Wikipedia called Simple English Wikipedia. It is the same concept as the normal Wikipedia with the exception that articles must be written using shorter sentences and easy words. At first glance, this seems almost childish (and you sometimes feel that way too while reading it). But when you think about it, this is excellent for people who are still learning English.
Go ahead and take a look and post your favorite (or funniest) simple sentences in the comments section. Here are a few of mine:
The people who make shampoo try to make it smell nice.
Quantum mechanics ("QM") is a part of physics. It explains how certain very small things behave.
A lot of people like to pick their nose. Nose-picking is a very common habit.