Shades of Mediocrity

Lyric logic

I must agree with Shane: these are hysterical. I bow to their strangely compelling nature by doing one of my 70s favorites:

• Things that are true of you:
• You can see your everlasting summer fading fast
• You grab a piece of something you think is gonna last
• You wouldn't know a diamond if you held it in your hand
• You've been telling me you're a genius since you were 17
• The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
• After all the things we've done and seen, you find another man
• Things that are true of me:
• In all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean
• I spend a lot of money
• I spent a lot time
• The trip we made to Hollwood is etched upon my mind
• I can't understand:
• The things you think are precious
• The things that pass for knowledge
• The things you think are useless
• Questions I'd like answered:
• Are you reelin' in the years?
• Throwin' away the time?
• Are you gatherin' up the tears?
• Have you had enough of mine?

And as long as I'm considering the almighty Dan:

• I will never:
• Do it without the fez on
• No, I will most certainly never:
• Do it without the fez on
• I want:
• You to understand (please):
• That's what I am
• To be your holy man

That's much more fun than it should be.

Posted by Stacie at March 29, 2005 08:34 PM | TrackBack