Lois wants me to post something about world domination.....
Fortunatley for her, I am an expert in that very field. I have been slowly trying to perfect the art of world domination, and I think I am coming close to achieving absolute power. Every young protege needs a mentor, and I would be neglectful not to mention the power which Lois possesses. Not since Alexander the Great, Charlemagne, or Cleopatra has anyone known the power of Lois - when someone comes into periodicals and reserves, they know they have entered an area of total power. I hope that the part-time staffers recognize the incredible asset we have available to us. Whether we hope to reign supreme over 1.765 million serfs in Russia or snap our fingers and instantly recieve pina coladas and back massages, Lois may provide insight into how to achieve these goals. Keep your fingers crossed, continue to follow the domination mantra, and in time you too may come to know absolute power.