I just want the ice cream!
I really don't know what the big deal is...
Dear Mom and Dad,
I know you think that I'm not the most beautiful little girl to enter a pageant and that this beauty contest must have mistaken itself when it chose me. But just give me the ice cream! Don't take away this wonderful, innocent pleasure I desire! I know the whole family doesn't understand how important this contest is to me, but I have not reached the stage in my life where I'm obsessed with my body like many girls. I like our weird family. I like Grandpa being my teacher. I do really want to win the contest, but it's not about my looks Dad, Mom! Let me enjoy my childhood and just give me that dang ice cream!
love your quirky, yet wonderful little girl,
Olive