It's me grandpa...
" Olive, honey you're killing me, I told you to wear the black swimsuit."
My beautiful Olive,
It brought me so much joy to watch your pagaent from above, except that the frieken judges didn't appreciate your performance that we worked so hard on. Ey yi yi though, I thought we decided you were going to wear the black swimsuit and wear your glasses. Olive you're a beautiful young lady just how you are, never change for those around you. I must say though, you kicked some major butt on that performance. I was laughing my ass, I mean butt off up here.You made me a very proud grandpa and choreographer today. I only wish I was there to get you ready for your next pageant, though I hear we got the boot from Little Miss Sunshine... oh well, there are plenty more. I love you little girl, say hi to the family for me!
~grandpa