Thelma to Husband Darryl

You never treated me right, you know that Darryl? How sad is it that when you were nice to me on the phone, I immediately knew that the police must be looking over your shoulder. I guess that in some screwed up way I have you to thank though. If it hadn't been for the shitty way that you treated me I probably never would have known how good it feels to be completely free. Even if you had been halfway decent to me I still probably never would have left you, cause I would have known I had someone I could come back to that would listen to my side of the story. I have no regrets leaving you and now that I know what a really man feels like, I should have done it a long time ago! So long you infantile excuse for a husband!